In his own little corner, in his own little chair, he can be whatever he wants to be!
Lost in his imagination, the C-list actor imagines a career of fame and glory in which he can rid himself of the image created by the one show that put him on the map.
But then he realizes he only can convey a limited range of emotions and is probably better suited for selling toilets or working in infomercials.
Looking constipated having a serious conversation with his Lordship.
Why so glum, chum?
Looking constipated sharing wine and sandwiches with Lady Mary.
Ah, the good ol’ days…!
Looking constipated at Lavinia’s funeral.
Poor guy… with all the things he had to deal with, he became emotionally constipated . :(
Be careful sir, or else you too may die from some sort of broken organ…
like your intestines…
or your brain… (but then again, a certain actor’s brain was broken when they decided to leave a highly successful show and slam the one role that gave them exposure in the first place)
Hello everyone!
Sorry I’ve been M.I.A. these past couple of weeks… I just had a lot on my plate with finals and other stuff, but now that I’m done for the year, I can focus again on this blog! Yayyyy! :)
Starting next week, look out for regular posts every Tuesday and Friday!
Remember, if you come across any images of Matthew Crawley looking even remotely constipated, you can send them my way by clicking here! Sometimes it’s hard to find a good constipated Matthew face, so any help is appreciated!
Thank you for your continued support!!!
- matthewcrawleylookingconstipated <3
“Julian Fellowes” and the “cast of Downton Abbey” present a staged version of Series 4, Episode 1 at New York’s prestigious 54 Below.
omg
This combines three things I love: Downton Abbey, musical theatre, and Stovens shade. Perfection. :)
SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Kickstarter campaign anyone?
I need to go to the bathroom but let me just sit here and think of how I am much better than this show.
Dan Stevens’ kind of monologue? Part 9
~Request.
Dan Stevens’ Inner Monologue Part 8
Dan Stevens’ Inner Monologue Part 7
Dan Stevens’ Inner Monologue Part 6
