Looking constipated having a serious conversation with his Lordship.
Why so glum, chum?
Looking constipated at Lavinia’s funeral.
Poor guy… with all the things he had to deal with, he became emotionally constipated . :(
Be careful sir, or else you too may die from some sort of broken organ…
like your intestines… or your brain… (but then again, a certain actor’s brain was broken when they decided to leave a highly successful show and slam the one role that gave them exposure in the first place)
I need to go to the bathroom but let me just sit here and think of how I am much better than this show.
Looking constipated talking to His Lordship.
Maybe this is how the duck face was invented… Matthew was definitely ahead of his time!
Looking constipated in his favorite striped robe as Lady Mary reads a very important letter. I guess the robe is like his security blanket!
There were so many funny faces in this scene, that it was hard picking just one!
Downton Abbey: a tragicomedy about how Dan Stevens is not physically capable of closing his mouth.
Count me in to the reblog party. Never not funny.
And this is how the whole “looking constipated” thing got started. ;)
Looking constipated doing the simplest of tasks… putting on a jacket. *sigh*
Side note: that coat rack looks a little bit like his beloved bedpost…
Looking constipated ravenously eating cake.
Molesley is like, “Do I seriously have to serve this flop?”
Looking constipated lounging around and enjoying a glass of
Featuring Lady Mary’s perfectly poised (and sculpted!) bottom (which obviously makes things 1000x better)!
Looking constipated while spending some quality with his father in law.
He sort of looks like Cumberbatch in this… sort of… ish…maybe… if you you look through one eye and squint… and maybe tilt your head a little… It’s a stretch.
Looking constipated because he’s the only one not in on the joke.
Alternatively, looking constipated listening to bagpipes.
It would probably be in his best interest to skip the haggis…
Edith seems amused by her cousin’s/brother-in-law’s discomfort!
The wonder that is Don Stovens.
Looking constipated in a whole bunch of places!