October 31, 2013
Let’s take a walk among the tombstones, shall we?
Happy Halloween!

Let’s take a walk among the tombstones, shall we?

Happy Halloween!

October 9, 2013
"Hey! A while ago you posted about DS being on a wrecking ball so I tried to make it but I’m shite at Photoshop. Thought that counts right? Thanks for the inspo! I’m sure there are others who could make it better. Like put the ball hitting Downton or something Haha"
OMG ASDFGHJKLLLL; THIS IS AWESOME.

"Hey! A while ago you posted about DS being on a wrecking ball so I tried to make it but I’m shite at Photoshop. Thought that counts right? Thanks for the inspo! I’m sure there are others who could make it better. Like put the ball hitting Downton or something Haha"

OMG ASDFGHJKLLLL; THIS IS AWESOME.

May 21, 2013
Looking constipated having a serious conversation with his Lordship.
Why so glum, chum?

Looking constipated having a serious conversation with his Lordship.

Why so glum, chum?

May 10, 2013
Looking constipated sharing wine and sandwiches with Lady Mary.
Ah, the good ol’ days…!

Looking constipated sharing wine and sandwiches with Lady Mary.

Ah, the good ol’ days…!

May 7, 2013
Looking constipated at Lavinia’s funeral.
Poor guy… with all the things he had to deal with, he became emotionally constipated . :(
Be careful sir, or else you too may die from some sort of broken organ…
like your intestines… 
or your brain… (but then again, a certain actor’s brain was broken when they decided to leave a highly successful show and slam the one role that gave them exposure in the first place)

Looking constipated at Lavinia’s funeral.

Poor guy… with all the things he had to deal with, he became emotionally constipated . :(

Be careful sir, or else you too may die from some sort of broken organ…

like your intestines…

or your brain… (but then again, a certain actor’s brain was broken when they decided to leave a highly successful show and slam the one role that gave them exposure in the first place)

April 22, 2013

(Source: evelynnapier, via kathleengriffin)

April 21, 2013
I need to go to the bathroom but let me just sit here and think of how I am much better than this show.

I need to go to the bathroom but let me just sit here and think of how I am much better than this show.

April 2, 2013

April 1, 2013
Looking constipated talking to His Lordship.
Maybe this is how the duck face was invented… Matthew was definitely ahead of his time!

Looking constipated talking to His Lordship.

Maybe this is how the duck face was invented… Matthew was definitely ahead of his time!

March 29, 2013
Looking constipated in his favorite striped robe as Lady Mary reads a very important letter. I guess the robe is like his security blanket!
There were so many funny faces in this scene, that it was hard picking just one!

Looking constipated in his favorite striped robe as Lady Mary reads a very important letter. I guess the robe is like his security blanket!

There were so many funny faces in this scene, that it was hard picking just one!

March 25, 2013
nonamesnopackdrill:

interwar:

Downton Abbey: a tragicomedy about how Dan Stevens is not physically capable of closing his mouth.

Count me in to the reblog party.  Never not funny.

And this is how the whole “looking constipated” thing got started. ;)

nonamesnopackdrill:

interwar:

Downton Abbey: a tragicomedy about how Dan Stevens is not physically capable of closing his mouth.

Count me in to the reblog party.  Never not funny.

And this is how the whole “looking constipated” thing got started. ;)

March 25, 2013
Looking constipated doing the simplest of tasks… putting on a jacket. *sigh*
Side note: that coat rack looks a little bit like his beloved bedpost…

Looking constipated doing the simplest of tasks… putting on a jacket. *sigh*

Side note: that coat rack looks a little bit like his beloved bedpost…

March 22, 2013
Looking constipated ravenously eating cake.
Molesley is like, “Do I seriously have to serve this flop?”

Looking constipated ravenously eating cake.

Molesley is like, “Do I seriously have to serve this flop?”

March 18, 2013
Looking constipated lounging around and enjoying a glass of grease whiskey.
Featuring Lady Mary’s perfectly poised (and sculpted!) bottom (which obviously makes things 1000x better)!

Looking constipated lounging around and enjoying a glass of grease whiskey.

Featuring Lady Mary’s perfectly poised (and sculpted!) bottom (which obviously makes things 1000x better)!

March 15, 2013
Looking constipated while spending some quality with his father in law.
He sort of looks like Cumberbatch in this… sort of… ish…maybe… if you you look through one eye and squint… and maybe tilt your head a little…
It’s a stretch.

Looking constipated while spending some quality with his father in law.

He sort of looks like Cumberbatch in this… sort of… ish…maybe… if you you look through one eye and squint… and maybe tilt your head a little…

It’s a stretch.